Yep. I did. And yes Mum & Dad I’m sorry, you probably wanna skip past this one. But for everyone else prepare yourself for some lols (and a few yuck bits as well).
Before you jump in to this weird and slightly wonderful ride, let me give you the back story. I get asked about my boobs ALL THE TIME. For some reason asking a girl if her boobs are real or fake, or what size they are doesn’t seem to be considered a personal question (newsflash : it is). So I took it upon myself to conduct a social experiment and see how boys handled it when the tables were turned. Mind you, given I wasn’t really interested in the actual answers provided, I figured I’d make a bit of a joke of it.
So here’s what I did, it’s extremely scientific** so do your best to keep up. I logged in to Tinder, put a pretty revealing photo as my main image, told Tinder I was looking for males aged 21-35 within 159km (the max distance allowed) of my location. I then swiped right to the first 200 dudes that Tinder showed me (also side note, Tinder totally blocked me from swiping for 12 hours after reaching their swipe limit haha). BOOM! Science.
If you’re prepared to see the results click below 🙂
Ok so just to prove that boys are gross, heres some examples of the answers I would file in the “yuck” category:
Some boys utilised GIFs which was a bit of a laugh:
This is by far the best answer:
Food answers were unsurprisingly popular:
No idea why I even laughed at this one:
I feel like these answers are probably quite accurate:
A large number of dudes answered like this, and to be honest it’s completely what I expected:
Just to prove that I actually got blocked:
I’ll never look at the Foxtel remote in the same way again:
And then some just, I mean, I don’t even know:
LOL I see what you did there:
So urm yeah, there you have it, you’re welcome I guess? Haha I don’t even know, that’s me done for the day 🙂
Lee aka theonlyblondeone xx
** not really